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Josh / 20 / California.
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ratchetmess:

YOU ARE PERMANENTLY INVITED TO THE LOVE CAVE BETWEEN MY LEGS! I NEED TO USE THIS LINE AT LEAST ONCE IN MY LIFE …………..LMAO

ratchetmess:

YOU ARE PERMANENTLY INVITED TO THE LOVE CAVE BETWEEN MY LEGS! I NEED TO USE THIS LINE AT LEAST ONCE IN MY LIFE …………..LMAO

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4 months ago
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outofthecavern:

glowpinkstah:

tobestobes:

koreykuhl:

My response to straight men against marriage equality.

This is brilliant.

Y’ALLZ BETTA WATCH OUT NAO.

perfect

hahahahahaha

(via taytaymore)

6 months ago
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How I see men

Guy:Gay
Guy standing:Totally gay
Guy walking:That walk is so gay
Guy texting:Texting your gay lover I bet
Guy working out:Getting ripped for other gay men for sure
Two guys eating:They're totally gay for each other
Guy with his girlfriend:Its a ploy he's gay
Guy married with children:He's living a lie he's gay
Every guy I see:God you're gay and you dont even know it
The one guy I have a crush on:But what if he's straight
8 months ago
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yeerkpool:

“Shower time”

i stalk my tag sometimes
i like this post

yeerkpool:

“Shower time”

i stalk my tag sometimes

i like this post

9 months ago
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estifi:

So my friend was talking about the Chanukah episode of Rugrats today… so I decided to watch it.
I saw this, and decided to look up what מוהל meant.
It’s a circumcizer… someone who performs circumcisions… and apparently this one offers them at a “cut rate”…..

estifi:

So my friend was talking about the Chanukah episode of Rugrats today… so I decided to watch it.

I saw this, and decided to look up what מוהל meant.

It’s a circumcizer… someone who performs circumcisions… and apparently this one offers them at a “cut rate”…..

(via saintpattysblog)

5 months ago
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saintpattysblog:

nickphoenix:

MY MOM JUST POSTED THIS ON MY FACEBOOK WALL
DONE

I always thought something seemed different

saintpattysblog:

nickphoenix:

MY MOM JUST POSTED THIS ON MY FACEBOOK WALL

DONE

I always thought something seemed different

9 months ago
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whenwordsescape:

isisisisisi:

airducks:

i-heart-hetalia:

kaptynquerq:

emmaschoicebooty:

knightforthewinchesters:

shimmerysparkles:

twinging:

shreks-in-the-city:

dayglohomo:

unwrappedcherrie:

OK Canadians, what’s up?

‘WE DON’T SEE (THIS) OFTEN.’
OFTEN?!
OFTEN?!
A FLYING BEAR KILL TWO PEOPLE IN A FREAK ACCIDENT AND THIS ISN’T THE FIRST TIME YOU’VE SEEN IT?!
a;djkf;aslkfj
What the hell do you guys DO in Canada?!

ha ha ha canada

average canadian news 

MICHELLE. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING??
THROWING BEARS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES??





JENNA WHAT IS THIS

CANADA GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MAN!

Wait…. you guys don’t have flying bears….? I mean, it’s not very often that they kill people but. Really? Flying bears are only in Canada….?

CRIES TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE

Oh Canada, our home and native land…

whenwordsescape:

isisisisisi:

airducks:

i-heart-hetalia:

kaptynquerq:

emmaschoicebooty:

knightforthewinchesters:

shimmerysparkles:

twinging:

shreks-in-the-city:

dayglohomo:

unwrappedcherrie:

OK Canadians, what’s up?

‘WE DON’T SEE (THIS) OFTEN.’

OFTEN?!

OFTEN?!

A FLYING BEAR KILL TWO PEOPLE IN A FREAK ACCIDENT AND THIS ISN’T THE FIRST TIME YOU’VE SEEN IT?!

a;djkf;aslkfj

What the hell do you guys DO in Canada?!

ha ha ha canada

average canadian news 

MICHELLE. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING??

THROWING BEARS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES??

JENNA WHAT IS THIS

CANADA GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MAN!

Wait…. you guys don’t have flying bears….? I mean, it’s not very often that they kill people but. Really? Flying bears are only in Canada….?

CRIES TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE

Oh Canada, our home and native land…

(via saintpattysblog)

9 months ago
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